The house we rented for our week-long Disney World vacation in Orlando felt like it was flipped quickly to make a profit, with minimal effort put into remodeling outside of the downstairs living room and kitchen. Unfortunately, the experience fell short of expectations:•Basic essentials were barely provided—only minimal paper towels and dish detergent.•Hand towels upstairs were stained, and the bathroom floors were dirty.•No mention was made about heating issues, but the house relied on inefficient mini heaters in each room.•There were hardly any pillows or blankets, and it took about 5 minutes for water to heat up.•Upon arrival, the pool and hot tub were not heated as advertised. Jets on hot tub don’t work & neither were cleaned all week. •The “many toys” listed in the description turned out to be just two small castles and some costumes. •Bath towels were not properly cleaned and still had hair on them.•Pincher bugs were found in the bathtub.•The grill was unusable—the propane tank provided was empty, and even after replacing it, the valve on the new tank couldn’t be turned.•No oven mitts were provided in the kitchen.Overall, the lack of cleanliness, amenities, and care made this rental fall well below expectations, especially for a vacation so close to Disney World.